Don't worry. I made it on time to work. It was just a rough morning.
How did I know today wouldn't be too bad?
You see. It happened on the way to work. I was driving on the highway and managed to pass a guy. As I was passing him, he looked over at me while trying to balance his drink. Apparently this drink had a lot of whipped cream. We keep driving and I start to notice that said car is trying to keep pace with me. So I look at him again. He wiggles his eyebrows, starts to lick the whipped cream and then... sneezes. Yup, the whipped cream got EVERYWHERE. I was laughing SOOO hard.
The moral of the story. Do not try to look cool/ pick up a girl with an overflowing-whipped-creamy-drink in your hand while driving. It will backfire!
And I will laugh at you.